Ashley calls to say we are going to Amelia Island
"What should I bring my bathing suit?"
No it's like a jail where this dude hung himself
"What? Where? Should I wear my bathing suit?"
It's like 49 miles or some shit. Get ready. Call Nick.


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1. I end up going on this dinner date which is actually a benefit which may, or may not, have something to do with librarians. I wander around this apartment and can barely talk to any of my guests. I want the two staircases, the elevator that opens directly into the living room. I want to have a powder room and call it that. There were even gift ( Read more... )

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